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Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte! |
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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka. |
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye |
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Santa: What"s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser. |
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Banta: What"s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste. |
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! |
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Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito. |
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| Banta:When did George Washington die? Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral |
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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers. |
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Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ? |
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