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Politics Sms

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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